纽约，当今世界文化与工业的心脏 New York City, the world capital of culture and industry.
在这儿，在林立的高楼大厦之间， Here, among the towering skyscrapers,
人类的进步和科技的发展引导着文明的潮流 civilization is guided by men of progress and the wonders of technology.
但是所有的工业成就，都是要付出代价的 But for all this industrial advancement, there is a price to pay.
污染，这是当今世界不可避免的问题 Pollution. The unavoidable by product of today's society.
每年，数百万加仑的有毒废弃物， Every year, millions of gallons of poisonous wastes,
垃圾，放射性物质被排放到城市周边的小镇 garbage, and radioactive chemicals are disposed of in nearby towns
就像歘尛维尔镇，当今世界最大的有毒废物倾倒地 such as Tromaville, the toxic waste dumping capital of the world.
我们的故事就发生在歘尛维尔镇的健康俱乐部 Our story takes place at the Tromaville Health Club
一个叫做Melvin Furd的年轻人在这里工作 where a young man named Melvin Furd works.
实际上，Melvin的生活... Melvin's entire life, in fact
就是被有毒废物彻底改变的 entire being was changed by toxic chemical waste.
看看那个呆子吧 Would you take a look at that fucking guy?
这个话都说不清楚的清洁工连拖地都拖不好 Dumb mop boy can't even mop right.
他太蠢了 He's so stupid!
他总是咧着嘴像吃屎似的笑 He's always got that shit-eating grin on his face.
他为啥老是这么高兴？ What's he so happy about?
我恨这个拖地的 I hate that mop boy.
我觉得那个怪物要过来了 I think that creep is coming over here.
Julie，你闻到什么味儿了没？ Julie, you smell something?
矮油！什么东西这么臭啊？ Ew! P-U! What's that stink?
伙计们，真有意思， 我什么也没闻到 Gee, that's funny. I don't smell nothing.
Melvin，快来扫厕所，味儿太大了！ Melvin, clean up the toilet, it stinks over here!
好，我这就去！ OK. I'll be right there!
你个傻逼！看看你都干了些什么！ Look what you did, you fucking asshole!
你有病啊！傻逼！ Yeah, you fucking asshole!
- 你是智障吗？ - 你一定是智障吧？ - Hey, what are you, retarded? - Huh? Retarded?
我很抱歉！ I'm sorry!
抱歉？ Sorry, huh?
你就是想让我得病！ You want me to go and get a fucking disease!
就是，你想让她得病吗？ Yeah, you want her to go and get a fucking disease?
我不是故意的！ I didn't mean it!
啊，我不是故意的 Aw, I didn't mean it.
你下次再犯病，我就把这拖把塞你喉咙里 Next time you fuck with me, I'm gonna take this mop and shove it down your throat.
他要把我逼疯了，Julie！ He is stressing me, Julie!
他要把我逼疯了！ He is stressing me!
哦，Bozo... Oh, Bozo...
我感受不到了，我感受不到了， 他搞砸了我的“业力”！ I can't take it. I cannot take it Julie. He is screwing up my karma!
看到你干的好事了吗？傻逼 看到你干的好事了吗？ See what you did, you idiot? See what you did!?
你把Bozo逼疯了！ You've stressed Bozo!
我很抱歉，Julie，我不是故意的， 他坐在那儿，然后我... I'm sorry, Julie. I didn't mean to do it. He was sitting there and I...
啊！你还敢跟我说话！ 你这个蠢货！ Ah! How dare you talk to me, you twerp!
继续举，Bozo，继续举 Keep it up, Bozo. Keep it up.
但要记住， But remember,
你还有一块肌肉也在举 there is only one muscle you gotta worry about.
嘿，你知道吗，我觉得你应该 锻炼锻炼肚子 Hey, you know. I think you ought to work a little bit on your gut.
那儿有点肥 You're getting a little bit flabby there.
哪儿？你在说什么？ Where!? What are you talking about?
我一点儿脂肪都没有，这儿一点儿都不肥， 我一点... I don't got no fat! There's no fat here. I don't got no f...
肥肉！肥肉！ Fat! Fat!
Slug，你确定没有人会进来吗？ Slug, are you sure no one will come in?
我给了Tony15刀 I paid Tony 15 bucks.
他说我们可以在这儿待到明天早上 He said the place is ours until tomorrow morning.
放松，想喝一杯吗？ Relax. You want a drink?
- 好啊 - 好耶 - Yeah. - Alright.
Slug，下次你和Bozo出来飙车我能再跟着去吗？ Slug, can I come again next time you and Bozo go driving?
你想去，得够坏才行 If you want to, bad enough.
我特喜欢你们把车开的超快... I love it when we go real fast.
那些人永远也不会知道是什么撞了他们 And they never know what hit 'em.
他们也永远不会相信我们开车就是要撞他们的 They never believe we're going to run 'em down.
我们不断靠近，靠近 We keep getting closer and closer.
越来越快 And faster and faster.
他们就那么站在那儿，然后，耶！ They're just standing there and yeah.
我们撞飞了他们! We hit them!
我喜欢骨头断裂的声音 I love the sound of breaking bones!
然后车碾过他们，拖着他们的尸体 The car driving over them, dragging their bodies.
拖在地上的血迹太漂亮了！ All that beautiful blood!
Slug！ Slug!
现在就干我，来吧 I want you, now.
哦，Slug！ Oh, Slug!
用力！用力！ 再来！再来！ Give it to me! Give it to me! More! More!
赶紧滚你个阳痿男！ Get out of here, you pervert!
要不我杀了你丫的！ Or I'll kill ya!
Julie，Julie，告诉我行动的计分 和规则都是什么？ Julie. Julie, the points. The rules, what are they?
我先想想哈 Let me see if I can remember the whole list.
犹太人，红鬼，黑鬼，中国佬， Now, jews, whops, niggers and chinks,
值25分 they're all worth twenty-five points.
但波多黎各人值30分 But Puerto Ricans, they're worth thirty points.
十二岁以下的儿童加双倍分 Now kids under twelve they're worth double points.
Skippy，别忘了戴头盔 Skippy, don't forget your helmet.
好的，姐姐 OK, sis.
骑车要小心 And be careful out there.
Julie，如果我擦过他们，算分吗？ Julie, does it count if I graze them?
你得碾碎他们！Bozo，我要他们死！ You got to destroy them! Bozo, I want them dead.
咱们现在就去撞 Now we're gonna get 'em.
来人啊，来人啊！来人啊！ Come on. Come on! Come on!
人都哪儿去了？人都哪儿去了？ Where the fuck is everybody? Where the fuck is everybody?
骑车的孩子值多少分？ How much is a kid on a bicycle?
在哪儿？ Where?
如果你连人带车都撞飞，28分，怎么样？ Twenty-eight points if you get both the kid and the bike?
再靠近点儿看 Let's take a closer look.
哦，他是个可爱的小男孩儿，不是吗？ Oh, he is a cute little boy, isn't he?
亲爱的，现在出门骑车太晚了吧？ Out pretty late, aren't you, honey?
就是他了，Bozo The coast is clear, Bozo.
我们找到人了！ We got him!
我们要杀了他，我们要杀了他！ We're gonna kill him! We're gonna get him!
这一撞满分！ Now you get full points!
不可能！这孩子还在动！ No way! The kid's still moving!
咱们没杀彻底! We're not finished yet!
他还在动，你拿不了满分 He's still moving, no way you get full points.
拿不了，啊？拿不了？ 我拿个给你看看 No way, huh? No way? I'll fucking show you no way.
把酒给我！我得喝口 Give me that! I have to drink.
满分，兄弟！ Full points, my man!
看看他！哇偶，天哪！ Look at him! Wow, oh my God!
这将是我们拍过的最好的照片 These are gonna be the best shots we've ever taken.
耶，这太有趣了！ Yeah, this is fun!
这些照片太棒了 These are great!
给我看看你可爱的照片！ Show me your pretty pictures!
真棒！真棒！ That was good! That was good!
我想再干一次！我想再干一次！ I want to do it again! I want to do it again!
- 好耶，咱们再干一次！ - 好耶，咱们这就上路再找个傻逼！ - Yeah, let's do it again! - Yeah, let's go for it again!
不，不，不行， 我得回家 No, no I can't. I've got to go home.
什么？ What?
啊，我明早得早起 Well, I got to get up early in the morning.
去教堂 Got to go to church.
哦！ Oh!
举手！举！举！举！ And up! Up! Up! Up!
现在踢腿！踢！踢！踢！ Now kick! Out! Out! Out!
现在抬胳膊！停，停 Now arms up! Stop. Stop.
跳的太惨了，停下 停几秒钟 That's really pitiful. Just stop. Just stop a second.
我跟你们说过多少次了？ Look how many times do I have to tell you people?
学着我的样子跳 Do exactly what I do.
我踢右腿，你们也踢右腿 If I kick my right foot, you kick your right foot.
我踢左腿，你们也踢左腿 If I kick my left foot, you kick your left foot.
好吗？无论我做什么动作， 你们都要照着做，同时 Okay? Whatever I do, you do exactly the same thing.
好吗？现在再开始好吗？ 完全照我跳的跳 Okay? Now how about we start again? You're gonna do exactly what I'm doing.
好的，你们明白我说的了吗？ Okay guys, you know what I'm talking about?
来吧，咱们再来，好的！音乐起！5，6，7 然后，嘿，嘿... Let's go, let's do it this time. Okay! Let's get the music! 5, 6, 7, and hey, hey...
看着我！看我是怎么打球的！ Watch what I'm doing here. Watch how I hit this ball.
你们在看着我吗？你们在看着我吗？ Are you watching me!? Are you watching me!?
我要杀了他！我要杀了他！ 我要杀了他！ I'm going to kill it! I'm going to kill it! I'm going to kill it!
啊啊！我要踢碎了这个怪胎的嘴！ Aah! I'm gonna kick that freak's mouth in!
Bozo，没事了，没事了 嘿，伙计们，过来 Bozo, it's okay. It's okay. Hey, guys, come here.
听着，我有个整他的计划 Have I got a plan to fix that mop boys wagon.
太棒了！是什么？ Great! What is it?
听着... Well...
你好，Melvin Hi, Melvin.
哇哦！ Whoa!
Melvin，Melvin，没事，没事 Melvin. Melvin, it's okay. It's okay.
嘿，我只是来道歉的， 是的，我昨天不应该对你那么恶劣 Hey, I just came to apologize. Yes, I didn't mean to be so nasty yesterday.
哦，没关系，Julie 我一点也不介意 Oh, that's okay, Julie. I didn't really mind.
实际上，我希望你能帮我 In fact, I was hoping you could help me,
我有个小小的问题 with a little problem. I've been having.
- 谁，我？ - 是的，但是... - Who, me? - Yes but...
这儿人太多了，找个僻静的地方 再告诉你 I can't talk about here with all these people around.
嘿，我有个好主意 Hey, I got a great idea.
你去女更衣室找我吧？ Why don't you meet me in the girls locker room?
女更衣室？ Girls' locker room?
是的，然后我们好好谈谈， 没有别人打扰 Yes. Then we can discuss it alone.
哦，哦！ Oh, oh!
好的 Okay.
太棒了！咱们7点见 Great! Let's say 7 o'clock.
好的，这个时间好，因为我还得打扫厕所 Okay. That'll be good for me, too, 'cause I gotta to clean the toilets
无论如何7点左右过去就好了 in there around that time anyway.
很好，这是个约会哦，到时见 Good. It's a date. See you then.
好的 Okay.
490... 491... 492... 490... 491... 492...
493... 494... 495... 493... 494... 495...
嘿，伙计们，Melvin掉进咱们的陷阱里了， 完完全全地掉进去了 Hi, guys. Well, Melvin fell for it. Hook line and sinker.
太棒了 Great!
咱们都开了整整两个小时了 We've been driving for two whole hours.
停车休息会儿吧 Let's pull this rig over and take a break.
嘿，老板会揍咱们的 Hey, the boss'll have our asses.
你知道他不希望我们在居民区停车 You know he don't want us to stop in habitated areas
并且还是满载着放射性垃圾的情况下 with this radioactive chemical waste we got on the back.
它们很危险，会致癌的，你知道吗 It's dangerous. It's like that cancerogenic stuff, you know.
嘿，Joey，你记得咱们上个周吸过的那玩意吗？ Hey Joey, you remember that dope we were snorting last week?
- 我吸过？ - 哈哈，小伙子，看看这是什么 - Do I? - Well, buddy boy. Check this out.
卧槽，你怎么不早说！ Holy shit! Why didn't you say so.
我这就停车！ Let's pull it over!
Julie Julie.
- 嘿，Melvin - 嘿，Julie - Hi, Melvin. - Hi, Julie.
过来啊，别害羞 Come in, don't be shy.
那么，你想让我帮你干什么？ So, what was it that you wanted me to help you with?
- 啊，是和Bozo有关的事 - Bozo？ - Well, it's about Bozo. - Bozo?
是啊，你知道吗？我特别讨厌... Yeah, you see, I'm so sick of the way he goes around
他对待别人的方式 pushing people around all the time.
他太不成熟了 He's so immature.
实际上，我再也不想和他一块儿出去了 In fact, I don't like to go out with him anymore.
但我实在不知道怎么跟他说 But I don't know quite how to tell him.
事实上，Melvin，我觉得你好帅 In fact, Melvin, I think you're handsome,
还很感性，并且善良 and sensitive and kind.
哦，Melvin，我发现你真是魅力十足 Oh, Melvin, I find you irresistible.
- 我？ - 是的 - Me? - Yes.
Melvin，我要你操我 Melvin, I want to do it with you.
操什么？ Do it?
操我！ Do it!
操你？ Do what?
操我，Melvin，操我！ Do it, Melvin, do it!
操你？好吧 Do it? Okay.
等一下，我有个超棒的主意，Melvin Wait a minute. Have I got a great idea, Melvin.
是啥？ What is it?
咱们去游泳池 We'll go down by the pool.
咱们在哪儿干，之后还能爽爽地洗个澡 And afterward we can take a cool dip.
好吧 Alright.
还有一件小事，Melvin There's one other little thing, Melvin.
你要穿上粉色的衣服 You're not wearing pink.
- 粉色？ - 那是我最喜欢的颜色 - Pink? - It's my favorite color.
我已经穿上粉色了 I have my pink on.
所以，我给你带了这个 So, I brought this for you.
- 但是这是套女人的衣服 - 哦，不，Melvin，粉色让我欲火中烧 - But this is sissy stuff. - Oh, no, Melvin. Pink makes me so hot.
- 是吗？ - 是的 - It does？ - Yes.
如果你穿上你的粉色套装， 我就会脱下我的粉色内内 If you put on your pink, I'll take off my pink.
- 我爱粉色！ - 快点！我等着你哦 - I love pink! - Hurry up, I'll be waiting for you.
- 别忘了拿着你的拖把 - 我会的！ - And bring your mop. - I will!
- Julie？ - 我在这儿，Melvin - Julie? - Here I am, Melvin.
这儿太黑了，你在哪儿？ 我看不见你 It's so dark in here, where are you? I can't see you
我就在这儿，Melvin，过来 I'm right here, Melvin. Come here.
我的嘴唇等着你呐，Melvin My lips are waiting for you, Melvin.
哦，快来抱住我 Whoa, put your arms around me.
哦，Julie! Julie!哦，Julie! 我在这儿 Oh, Julie! Julie! Oh, Julie! I'm here!
好啦！开灯！ Okay! Turn on the light!
你身体真软，Julie You're so soft, Julie.
咩 Baaa.
哦哦哦！ Ooh!
哦，他看上去好像很糟糕 Ooh, he doesn't look very good to me.
他装的，Julie！他装的 He's faking it, Julie! He's faking it.
我觉得他真是很难受 I think he's in trouble.
Julie，这个男人如果不用来开玩笑， 那就只能让别人讨厌他了 Julie, this guy, if he can't take a joke, he stinks.
退后！退后！离他远点！退后！ Get back! Get back! Step off! Get back!
快离开！ Get out of here!
放松，伙计 Easy, guy.
Melvin着火了，Melvin着火了！ Melvin's on fire! Melvin's on fire!
Melvin，亲爱的，你还好吗？ Melvin, dear, are you alright?
出什么事了？ Is anything the matter?
上帝啊，我的胳膊！哦！哦！ God, my arms! Ow! Ow!
哦我的脚！ Oh my feet!
哦上帝啊！ Oh my God!
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
Melvin，亲爱的，你还好吗？ Melvin, dear, are you alright?
我的小Melvin！他肯定是发情了， 终于发情了 My little Melvin! He must have finally reached puberty.
1,2 One. Two.
3,4,5 Three. Four. Five.
要是老Clancy拿了这笔钱... When we lay this wad on, old Clancy.
老板就能彻底控制他了 The boss is going to have him by the balls.
我不觉得老Clancy会拿这笔钱 I don't think old Clancy will take the money.
大家都说他是个诚实的条子 Everyone says he's an honest cop.
要是他不拿，我就打爆他的蛋 If he don't take the dough, I'm gonna give him a blow.
哈哈！ Ha ha!
直接把他砸跪在地上 A pair of knuckles.
啊，这不是雪茄脸吗？你和你的朋友们在这儿干嘛呢？ Well, if it ain't, Cigar Face. What are you and your friends up to?
我们老板让我们给你带来一份礼物 We brought you a little present from the boss.
这儿 Here.
我不会拿的，你们在浪费时间 No way. You're wasting your time.
不，这就是你的不对了 No. That's where you're wrong.
你在浪费我们的时间 You're wasting our time.
现在我们要揍你！ Now we're going to waste you!
哦！ Ow!
现在我告诉你为什么别人叫我雪茄脸 Now you're going to find out why they call me Cigar Face.
抓住他，Nipples，耶！ Get him Nipples, yeah!
再来，再来 Come on, now. Come on!
怎么了，Clancy？ What the matter, Clancy?
揍他！ Get him!
好警察都一个样！一帮同性恋！ Honest cops are all alike! A bunch of fuckin' faggots!
你说什么？要我把你的鼻子打爆？ What do you say, shall I blow his nose off or what?
老板说如果他不合作 Boss says if he doesn't want to cooperate,
我们可以草他 we should make love to him.
啊，不管老板说过什么了 Well, whatever the boss says, goes.
不...不，不，求你了！ 求你了，哦上帝，求你了 No... No, no, please! Please, oh God, please.
不，不，不，求你了，别这样， 我还有家人！ No, no. No, please. Come on. I've got a family!
说祷词吧，条子！ Say your prayers, copper!
我日！ Holy shit!
这是O'Shanahee小子放学回家了吗？ Could that be the, O'Shanahee boy back from school？
不！不！ No! No!
我会找你报仇的，你个搞基的怪物！ I'll get you for this, you monster faggot!
别担心，别担心，我不会伤害你的 Don't worry. Don't worry, I won't hurt you.
我不知道自己为什么会过来救你 I don't know what came over me.
我就是无法控制自己 I just couldn't control myself.
我从未干过这种事 I've never done anything like this before.
再见 Bye.
安静！ Quiet!
现在，举手提问，一人一次一个问题 Now, you will raise your hand and you will ask one question at a time.
您能确切地说出这事儿是在哪里发生的吗？ Exactly where did it happen?
发生在胫骨小巷 It happened in Shinbone Alley.
那三个家伙想要杀了我 These three guys were going to kill me, see.
然后不知道从哪儿跑来了这个玩意儿， 这个怪物 And then of nowhere comes this thing, this monster,
我从未见过这种东西 I never seen anything like it before.
他轻松抓起那三个家伙，把他们扔了出去 Because it took the three guys and threw them away.
我不知道它是什么，但是，愿上帝保佑他， 他救了我一命 I don't know what it was but, but God bless him, 'cause he saved my life.
好了，来吧伙计们 Alright, boys.
局长，你有什么消息？ Chief, what have you got?
那小巷里的场面是我这辈子见过的最可怕的景象 That alleyway was the most gruesome sight I have ever seen.
可怕，啊？ Gruesome, huh?
你是没见过我丈母娘 Have you ever met my mother-in-law?
那才叫可怕 Now, that's gruesome
雪茄脸怎么样了？ What about Cigar Face?
他说什么了吗？ Have we gotten anything out of him yet?
他还没从震惊中缓过来， 他现在只是... He must still be in shock. All he does is sit around
成天坐着胡说什么七脚怪物 all day babbling about some seven foot monster.
哦，还有，我们唯一的线索就是... Yeah, and the only other clue we've got are those mops,
塞在他们嘴里的拖把 stuffed in their mouths.
拖把...肯定是某种政治信号，有嫌疑人吗？ Mops... It must be some sort of political statement. Do we have any suspects?
呃，整个镇子所有人都有嫌疑， 每个人都痛恨Knuckles和Nipples Nah, the whole town is suspect. Knuckles and Nipples were hated by everyone.
别算上我，他们可是咱们最好的两个马仔 Not by me. They were our two best producers.
说到这个，我差点忘了 Speaking of which, I almost forgot.
孩子们昨晚去干活了，这是收上来的钱 The boys made their rounds last night and here is the collection.
操，要不是这个可怕的悲剧发生了... Yeah, and it would've been double if it wasn't for this
咱们本来能收上双倍的钱！ devastating tragic turn of events.
是啊... Yeah...
Slug，你他妈的能别再装象人了吗 Slug, will you stop with that Elephant Man bullshit.
我不是动物，我是Melvin，拖把男孩 I am not an animal. I'm Melvin, the mop boy.
- 谁啊？ - 是我，妈，Melvin - Who is it? - It's me, Ma，Melvin.
妈？哦，妈 Ma? Ah, Ma.
Tom. Tom，他死了？ Tom. Tom, is he dead?
嘿，Tom Hey, Tom.
来，听我说，Tom，土地使用委员会 Yeah, over here. Tom, the zoning board has designated
已经把老罗林斯化工厂那块地规划成了 新的有毒物质倾倒场 the old Rawlins Chemical Plant as the new toxic waste dump site.
那块地虽然被污染了，但是是 块有价值的海滨地产 Now that's contaminated, but valuable waterfront property.
我们觉得把这块地产用作垃圾场太浪费了 We think it's a crime to let that property go to waste as a dump.
你一定发现，你找的新的有毒化学垃圾倾倒地... You are aware, of course, that that would place our new toxic chemical dump
距离给整个地区供水的水库 只有20英尺的距离，不是吗 just 20 feet from the reservoir for the entire area.
先生们，我很高兴咱们达成一致了 Gentlemen, I think we have a deal.
为了和化学废物一起更好地生活而干杯 Here to better living through chemistry.
Fred先生！Fred先生，这东西怎么了！？ Mr. Fred! Mr. Fred, what's wrong with this thing!?
好了，所有人听着！ Alright, everybody!
放下玉米饼，要不我把你脑浆轰出来 Drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out!
Rico，去把收银机抄了！ Rico, get the cash register!
好的，明白！ Okay, you got it!
下午好，女士们先生们 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
我们是今天下午的娱乐活动 We are the entertainment for this afternoon.
拿着猎枪的，是我们的Leroy Now on shotgun, we've got my man Leroy.
在收银机旁的是我们的魔法手指，Rico！ On cash register we've got magic fingers, Rico!
就是我！ That's me.
最后，不是最无关紧要的哦， 你们的真诚的Frank And last but not least, yours truly Frank.
我打劫，很用心 On the stick.
闭嘴！ Shut up!
如果你们完全按照我们所说的做， Now if you all do just what we tell you,
你们或许能完好无损地回家，或许 you just might, just might get your asses home all intact.
看看这是谁啊！一个年轻的母亲，和她更年轻的宝宝 Look who we got here! A little mother, and a littler baby.
你喜欢墨西哥菜吗？小宝贝? Do you like Mexican food, little baby?
你想不想让我把我的滚烫的墨西哥卷 Well, How'd you like to have this hot tamale
塞进你的喉咙里呢？ shoved down your throat?
你们在看什么？ What are you looking at?
嘿，Frank，一帮小痴女哎 Hey, Frank, teeny boppers!
你们喜欢电子游戏吗？小痴女们？ You like video games, teeny boppers?
你们的妈妈会给你们收拾个游戏房吗？ Your mom give you quarters for video games?
行了，把钱交出来！ Well, cough them up!
嘿，这个姑娘真可爱，Frank Hey, this one's cute, Frank.
看她多可爱啊，Frank Look how cute she is, Frank.
Leroy,讲道理，我觉得她喜欢你 Say, Leroy, I think she likes you.
嘿，把她放开好吗？ Hey, why don't you leave her alone?
如果你想要钱，我们把所有钱都给你 We'll give you our money, if you want money.
嘿，听着伙计，你可以把大家都放走， Hey, look, pal, why don't you just let everyone go
留我一个当人质，怎么样？ and keep me as a hostage, huh?
嗯？ Huh?
也是个办法，是吧，Frank？ That's an idea, ain't it, Frank?
- 是啊 - 不了，谢谢 - Yeah. - No, thanks.
闭嘴！这是正当防卫 Shut up! It was self defense.
呦，Leroy，看看这个小宝贝儿 Yo, Leroy, check out this pretty little thing,
这婊子还有条狗 and the bitch got a dog.
嘿，等一等，我想她是个瞎婊子 Hey, wait a minute. I think this bitch is blind.
你确定她是个瞎子，Frank？ Are you sure she is blind, Frank?
确定，这婊子瞎了 Yeah, the bitch is blind.
哦！ Ow!
嘿，你在干嘛？不要！ Hey, what are you doing? Don't do that!
放开我！ Let go of me!
呦，Leroy，想不想遛遛狗！ Yo, Leroy, you want to walk this damn dog!
耶，好啊，Frank Yeah, sure, Frank.
Gary? Gary?
Gary！你们对我的狗干了什么？ Gary! What have you done to my dog?
我没动你的狗，听着... I didn't do anything to the dog, but listen...
Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary!
你想见见我的朋友Ben吗？ You wanna meet my friend, Ben?
你的狗没事儿，让我给你介绍一下我的朋友Ben吧 We's make everything alright. Just let me introduce you to Ben.
谁！？ Ben who!?
Ben Dover! Ben Dover!
嘿，Leroy，你知道吗，我一直想操个瞎婊子 Hey, Leroy, you know I always did want to cornhole me a blind bitch.
哦！ Ow!
我会爽死的！ I'm going to enjoy this!
耶，会很棒的 Yeah, it's going to be nice.
什么鬼！？ What the shit!?
来吧，你个混蛋！ Okay, you motherfucker!
不，不，不！我们只是在闹着玩儿！ No, no, no! We were only kidding!
你怎么了？你受不了开玩笑吗？ What's the matter? You can't take a joke?
我们只是闹着玩儿 We were only kidding.
求你了，别！你不能这么干！ Please, no! You can't do this to me!
不！求你了！求你了，停下！ No! Please! Please, stop it!
停下，不！不! Stop, no! No!
不！我们，我们只是在闹着玩！ No! We were, we were only kidding!
求你了，求你了别碰我！ Please, please don't touch me!
求你了！ Please!
嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，没事了 我不会伤害你的 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's alright. I'm not going to hurt you.
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
是的，我觉得没事，我的狗！ Yes, I think so. My dog!
他们杀了我的狗！他们开枪打我的狗！ Those men killed my dog! They shot my dog!
你能带我离开这儿吗？求你了 Could you take me out of here, please?
求你了，没有我的狗我一个人做不到 Please. I'll never make it by myself without my dog.
求你了 Please.
好，好吧，来吧，咱们从后门走 Okay, alright, but come on, let's go out the back way.
嘿，别担心，我不会伤害你的，来吧 我帮你站起来 Hey, don't worry, I won't hurt you. Come on, I'll help you up.
- 小心别绊倒，Melvin - 什么？ - Don't trip over the step, Melvin. - What?
我最好拿根手杖 I'd better get my cane.
你坐吧 Why don't you have a seat?
你左边有地方坐 There's a place for you on your left.
就在这儿 Right over there.
哦！ Ow!
你想吃点什么吗？ Would like you like something to eat?
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
你喜欢吃黄油和果冻吗？ Is peanut butter and jelly, okay?
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
好哒 Good.
好啦，孩子们，有什么发现？ Now, boys, what have we got here?
长官，我们找到一对很不错但易碎的油炸玉米饼 Looks like we got a nice crispy taco supreme over here, chief.
我在这儿找到一份草莓浓奶昔 Looks like I got a a strawberry thickshake over here.
你找到了什么？ What have you got?
我找到一份还没烤完的披萨。Jimmy I've got a pizza with the works to go, Jimmy.
长官，太不可思议了，它有一只眼长在脑门上， Chief, it was unbelievable. It had an eye up over here,
鼻子扭到了脸颊上 His nose was twisted to the side.
啥？ Huh?
那是我见过的最奇怪的东西 It was the strangest thing I ever saw in my life.
是，他也是在说胡话 Sure. But it was a pink elephant, too.
我告诉你，这些人本来要杀了我们 I'm telling ya, these guys were going to kill us.
它救了我们的命，它是个英雄 It saved our lives. It was a hero.
一个英雄！ A hero!
他喝大了 This guy is drunk.
我能摸摸你的脸吗？ Would you mind if I touched your face?
不行! No!
不行？为什么？我不会伤害你的，Melvin No? Why not? I won't hurt you, Melvin.
不是，我脸上有疹子 It's not that. It's just that I have a rash on my face.
疹子？你是说青春痘？ A rash? You mean acne?
对对对，就是青春痘，没啥大不了的 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's it. It's nothing to worry about
但我不想让你碰我的脸 but I wouldn't want you to touch it.
你不应该为青春痘烦恼 You shouldn't be ashamed of acne.
大家都长过的 Everybody's had acne at one time or another.
嘿，我给你看看手相吧？ Hey, I know. Would you like me to tell your fortune?
啥？ Huh?
我会看手相，把手给我 I read palms. Give me your hand.
你手好大呀 What big hands you have.
你一定特别强壮 I bet you're very strong.
嗯，我看看啊 Hmm. Let me see. You're going to have
你的未来会有很多好事发生 a lot of good things coming too you in the future.
你会成为一个很重要的人 You're going to become a very important man.
我看看你另一只手 Let me see your other hand.
哦！抱歉 Oops! Sorry.
下午好，女士们先生们 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
来自州立大脑反射研究中心的 With us this afternoon is, Dr. Mertyn Snodberger
Mertyn Snodberger博士将解答我们的疑问 from the Garden State State Cerebral Reflex Research Center.
啊，先生，您能告诉我 Ah, can you tell me, sir,
怪物是真的只袭击坏人吗？ is it true that the monster only attacks bad people?
呀，呀，到目前为止还都是坏人， Ja. Ja. Since only bad, evil people have been destroyed
应该这么说，怪物把坏人撕毁了，呀 by the monster, I would have to answer your question. Ja.
我们检测了他留在犯罪现场 From traces that have been found on the scenes
的脚印，我们发现， of the crime, and analyzed, we have determined
不管他是什么，都是因为暴露在 that whatever it is, this monster has been exposed
有毒化学废物下，才变成了怪物 to toxic chemical waste.
啊啾 Achoo!
并且，很有可能怪物... It is also highly probable that this monster may
是由于自己原始本能去攻击坏人的， have developed a very basic instinct which draws him,
要我说，是“命令”他去攻击坏人 or should I say, commands him to destroy evil.
新相机真好用！ That new camera really captures the moment!
就是，拍的那么红，撩死我啦！ I know. The reds are so red! Really get me hot!
市长先生？ Mr. Mayor?
什么事？ Yeah?
我拿到今天的毒品交易收入了，哈哈！ I got today's receipts from the drug division. Ha ha!
干得好，Dennis，放那边桌子上吧 Good boy, Dennis. Put it over there on the table.
Bookie过会儿会来拿的 Bookie will get to it later.
听着，你个混蛋，我跟你说过多少次了 Listen, you asshole, how many times are you going to
别学象人了！ pull that Elephant Man joke?
让老司机给你上一课吧，烤臀！ Let this be a lesson to you, hot ass!
这个怪物有一种对抗邪恶的 This monster may have developed a very basic instinct,
本能 to destroy evil.
嘿，你！撒尿那个！ Hey, you! In the alley!
嘿，傻瓜！想不想操个小幼啊？ Hey, knucklehead! How about some nice young poontang, huh?
不！不，带我回家！不，让我回家！ No! No, take me home! No, take me home!
你骗我！ No, you lied to me!
你说要带我去看David Bowie的演唱会！ You said you were going to take me to see the David Bowie concert!
他不是David Bowie！ He's not David Bowie!
只有十二岁，只要十二刀哦 Only twelve years old, and only twelve dollars!
伙计们！伙计们！救命！ Boys! Boys! Help!
救命，伙计们！救命！ Help, boys! Help!
回去告诉你的人渣朋友们 And you can tell all your scum friends that things
这镇子要有所改变了！ are going to change in this town!
我可不是小鲜肉！ I'm not just another pretty face!
这俩不错 Two prime candidates.
对 Yeah.
撞飞他们！ Rack 'em up!
- 哇哦！ - 哇哦！ - Wow! - Wow!
我听说怪物很“大” I hear the monster is so big.
我打赌他肯定看上我了 Well, I bet he's got his eye on me.
你就做梦吧，大家都知道怪物喜欢金发的！ For your information, everyone knows Monster Prefer Blondes!
大家都有一种感觉， There's a feeling going around town that this monster
怪物在保护镇民 is here to protect the people.
监狱都要装不下了 And the jail's are becoming overcrowded.
怪物几乎把镇上所有的罪犯都抓走了 This monster has cleaned the streets of every criminal.
几乎，他还没抓到我们 Almost all the criminals. He hasn't gotten us yet.
咱们能拿这个怪物怎么办？ What the hell are we going to do about this monster, eh?
我告诉你怎么办，杀了他 I'll tell you what we're going to do. We're going to kill him.
不杀了他，他就会杀了我们 Because if we don't kill him, he's going to kill us.
我跟你说过会回来报仇的！搞基怪物！ I owe you for the other night, monster fagot!
现在我们要在你的身上再开六个新屁眼 So now we're going to give you six new assholes,
雪茄脸向您致敬！ compliments of me, Cigar Face!
嘣！你们真应该看看！他的牙飞的满地都是！ Boom! You should've seen it! His teeth was everywhere!
就像满地彩虹糖！ They looked like Chiclets!
嘿，你在干嘛呢？金发妞？ Hey, what are you doing, blondie?
我在等我男朋友 I'm waiting for my boyfriend.
她在等她男朋友 She's waiting for her boyfriend.
那，我当你男朋友好不好啊，宝贝儿！ Well, maybe I'm going to be your boyfriend, baby!
嘿，住手！我男朋友不喜欢这样！ Hey, stop that! My boyfriend won't like that!
或许我们得照顾照顾你的弱鸡男朋友，嗯？ Maybe we'll have to take care of that wimp of a boyfriend, huh?
Melvin! Melvin! Melvin! Melvin!
Melvin! Melvin!
Melvin!? Melvin!?
Melvin! Melvin!
嘿，我是Melvin，有事吗，朋友们？ Yeah, Melvin. What's up, guys?
Melvin你很美啊，你是个帅哥 Why, Melvin, you're beautiful. You're a beautiful person.
你那么强壮，我两年多没碰过男人了 You're so muscular. It's been two years since I touched a man.
你干了什么？我从未有过这种感觉 What are you doing to me? I've never felt like this before.
凶手！ Murderer!
我要给你上终身难忘的一课！ I'm gonna teach you a lesson you'll never forget!
不！ No!
抱歉，女士 Sorry, madam.
开门啊，开门！ Open up please, open up!
救救我！开门啊！救救我！ Help me! Oh, please open up! Help me!
你上楼？ Going up?
让我出去让我出去，来人救救我啊！ Let me out Let me out! Please, someone help me!
啊啊啊啊啊！她要把我逼疯了，Slug！ Julie要把我逼疯了，Slug！ Aah! She's stressing me, Slug! Julie is stressing me, Slug!
我感受不到业力了，感受不到了，Slug！ I can't take it! I cannot take this, Slug!
她不来我也要开 She's not here with car and I've got to drive.
我要开，Slug！我要开！ I gotta drive, Slug! I gotta drive!
行了行了行了，你冷静点好吗？ Alright, already. Alright. Will you chill out?
嘿，你看 Hey, how would you like to be behind the wheel
那辆日本进口车怎么样？ of a beautiful Japanese import?
哦，棒极了 Oh, that would be good!
嘿，我们能帮忙吗？ Hi, can we help?
哦，太好了 Oh, you sure can.
哦非常感谢 Thank you so much. Oh, it's so nice to have you
有你们这样的邻居真是太好了 boys like you here in the neighborhood.
哦，今天感觉，棒！ Oh, what a feeling, today!
我打她的时候你看她的脸了吗？ Did you see her face when I punched her?
打她跟打狗一样！ I beat that old lady like a dog!
Slug，又是那个东西！ Slug, there's that thing again!
咱们撞死他！ Let's get it!
操，他在车顶！他在车顶！ Shit! He's on the roof! He's on the roof!
把他甩下来！要不他会杀了我们的！ Get him off! He's going to kill both of us!
转弯，Bozo!转弯！ Swerve the car, Bozo! Swerve the car!
这车我控制不了！ I can't control the car!
他还在上面，再转，再转！ He's still there, swerve it again! Swerve it again!
我甩不下来他，Slug！甩不下来！ I can't get him off the car, Slug! I can't get him off!
Slug，我要死了！ Slug, I'm going to die!
你来开吧，Slug！你来开吧！ Take the wheel, Slug! Take the wheel!
我崩溃了！ I'm stressed!
啊，什么？ Ah, what?
什么？ What?
滚出去！ Get out of here!
不！ No!
你喜欢这张脸吗？Bozo？ See how you like this face, huh, Bozo?
你知道我是谁吗？我是Melvin！ You know who this is? It's Melvin, that's who it is!
嘿，嘿，嘿，想想那个骑自行车的孩子吧，Bozo Hey, hey, hey, what about the kid on the bike, Bozo?
撞个骑车的孩子感觉怎么样？爽？ How does it feel to hit a kid on a bike? Feels good？
我有病！我有病！我压力太大了！ I've got problems! I've got problems! I'm a stressed person!
不，不！ No, no!
把方向盘松开！ Give me the wheel!
把方向盘松开！你会把咱俩都杀了的！ Just give me the wheel! You'll going to kill both of us!
你想要方向盘？来，给你！ You want the wheel? Here, take the wheel!
呦吼！Wilson先生！ Yoohoo! Mr. Wilson!
Haskel太太，你好吗？ Mrs Haskel, how are you?
很好，谢谢 Fine, thank you.
孩子们好吗？ How are the boys?
孩子们真是讨人厌，尤其是Scott， Those boys are such terrors. Especially Scott.
他昨晚和喜欢的女孩约会去了， He took his best girl out last night and he came home
回来后裤子上全是这种东西 with these stains, all over his pants.
我不知道这是什么玩意儿 I don't know what they are.
我也不知道 I don't either.
你能洗掉吗？ Do you think you can get them out?
我的车！警察在给我的 车贴罚单！ My car! They're putting a ticket on my car!
Haskel太太，别走，站在原地别动 Mrs. Haskel, don't move. Don't move. Stay right where you are.
我很快回来 I'll be right back.
你不能给我贴罚单！你不能给我贴罚单！我还得去葬礼呢... You can't give me a ticket! You can't give me a ticket! I have to go to a funeral...
嘿，你推谁呢？找事儿？ Hey, who do you think you're pushing?
你要干嘛？ What do you want?
别靠近我！别靠近我！ Stay away from me! Stay away from me!
救命！救命！救命！救命！ Help! Help! Help! Help!
别靠近我！别靠近我！救命！ Stay away from me! Stay away from me! Help!
救命！救命！ Help! Help!
什么...？ What the...?
放我下来！我没干过坏事！ Put me down! I didn't do anything!
有汰渍没污渍 No Dickie here. No washie.
求你了，别给我贴罚单！ 求你了，别给我贴罚单！ Please, don't give me a ticket! Please, don't give me a ticket!
好了，Haskel太太，我可以试着帮你洗洗那条裤子了 Okay, Mrs. Haskel, let's see what we can do with these stains.
Haskel太太，Haskel太太，你在后面干什么呐？ Mrs. Haskel. Mrs. Haskel, what are you doing back there?
你知道顾客是不能碰机器的 You know customers are not allowed on that machine.
Haskel太太 Mrs. Haskel.
Melvin，是你吗？ Melvin, is that you?
Melvin？ Melvin?
谁在那儿？ Who's there?
是谁？ Who is that?
是我，Sara，是我 It's me, Sara. Only me.
你吓到我了，出什么事了？ You scared me. Is something wrong?
糟糕的事 Everything is wrong.
怎么了？我做错什么了吗？ What the matter? What have I done?
不，跟你没关系，是我做了错事 No, it's not what you've done. It's what I've done.
我觉得我控制不住自己了 I think I'm out of control.
你看不见，Sara，你不知道我是谁，是个什么样的人 You see, you're blind, Sara. You don't know who I am.
我就是人们说的那个怪物英雄 I'm really the monster hero you heard about.
我每天都出去杀人 And everyday I go out and I mash people.
我把他们撕碎，现在我停不下来了 I tear them apart and I can't stop.
你最好搬回你的公寓去 You better move back to your apartment.
我怕有一天会误伤到你 I don't think its safe for you to be around me.
哦，Melvin，我不走，我爱你，Melvin Oh, Melvin. I couldn't leave you now. I love you, Melvin.
我希望我们能搬走 I wish we could go somewhere.
搬去一个平静祥和的，远离人类的地方 Yeah, some far away place. Where there are no people.
在那儿我就不会杀人了 Where I can't kill anybody.
你以前跟我说的那个靠近米尔斯的地方怎么样？ What about that spot near Millers farm that you told me about?
你以前经常独自一人待在那里 Where you used to go to be alone.
你说那是个和特殊的地方 You said that was a very special place.
好吧，我们可以试试 Well, we could try it.
我这样不显眼吧？ Do you think I look inconspicuous enough?
最好快走，我怕有人认出来 I'll feel better when we get to the campsite.
市长，市长！ Mayor, Mayor!
局长，看，我们的怪物犯了一点小错误 Chief, look. Our monster made a little bit of a mistake.
随便干洗个老太太可不行 You can't go around dry cleaning little old ladies
大众可受不了这个 the public won't stand for it.
现在我们能杀了他了，没有人会反对我们 We can kill him now with no flack from anybody.
不，不，坏消息，市长 Nein, nein. Bad news, Mayor,
那个老太太不是什么好人 That old lady was hardly a pillar of the community.
实际上，她从事国际妇女拐卖业，是个老鸨子 In fact, she can a head of an international white slavery ring.
操... Shit...
她的警局记录有一英里那么长 And she had a police record a mile long.
我们掩盖掉这些 We've got to cover this up.
不能让媒体知道 If it ever gets out to the press we're sunk.
我希望你帮我个忙，杀了那个混蛋！明白了？ And I want you to do me a favor. Kill that bastard for me! You got it?
杀了他！ Kill him!
是，我的教父，我的市长！ Yes, mein fuhrer. Mein mayor!
女士们先生们，请看我这边 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please.
Peter Bellgoode市长将接受... Mayor Peter Bellgoode will now take questions
媒体的提问 from the ladies and gentlemen of the press.
呃，Fink小姐 Uh, Miss Fink.
对这个怪物，政府的立场是什么？ What your administration stance in regards to this alleged monster?
他是威胁还是奇迹？ Is he a menace or a miracle?
绝对是个威胁，Fink小姐 He's definitely a menace, Miss Fink. Right now there's a massive
警局已经组织了一支搜索小队寻找他，然后杀了他 search underway to find the thing and destroy it.
Leonard先生？ Yes, Mr. Leonard?
除了杀死他，我们不是更应该... Instead of trying to kill him, shouldn't we be trying
抓住他，把他带进社会，教育他吗？ to capture him, bring him in, study him?
他不是人，是只动物，我们要杀一只动物 It is not a human being. It is an it. You kill an it.
市长先生，市长先生 Mr. Mayor. Mr. Mayor.
Williams先生？ Yes, Mr. Williams?
干洗店里的死者，嗯，Haskel太太 The victim killed in the dry cleaners, Mrs, ah, Haskel.
她的有什么背景，对她我们都知道些什么？ What's her background? What do we know about her?
Haskel太太过去三十多年以来一直是我们社区的一员 Mrs. Haskel was a member of our community for over 30 years.
也是家长教师协会的一员，她有两个很好的儿子 Also a member of the PTA. She had two fine sons.
每个认识她的人，都爱她 Everyone that know her, loved her.
问题！问题！市长先生，你确定... Question! Question! Are you certain, Mr. Mayor,
Himmel局长和警察局... that the chief Himmel and the police department
有能力维护好歘尛维尔镇的治安吗？ can handle the situation in Tromaville?
我绝对信任局长和警局 I have the utmost regard for the chief, and his department.
我说过，他组织了一支搜索小队... As I've said, he's conducting a massive search
马上会去搜寻那只怪物 for the monster right now.
我希望抓到这只怪物，杀了他！ I want this thing found and I want this thing killed!
市长已经通知了州长，我们所需的一切， The mayor has notified the governor and he's prepared
州长都会提供给我们 to give us all the assistance we need.
我们带重武器吗？ Should we break out the heavy weapons?
别这样，伙计们 Come on, boys.
要不是那怪物我已经死了！ I'd be dead right now if it wasn't for the monster!
你们不觉得有点草率吗？ Don't you think you're being a bit hasty?
Clancy，服从命令！要不， Clancy, you will do as you're told or you'll find yourself
你会被拉到垃圾场揍一顿 walking a beat in the city dump!
我希望这东西被射杀，还希望你开枪！ Now I want this thing shot and I want you to shoot to kill!
他救了我的命，他为这个镇子干了那么多好事 That monster saved my life. He's done a lot of good for this town.
为什么他们要杀了他？ Why are they going to kill him?
咱们得把消息散播出去！做点什么！ We should speak out! Do something!
Roy，干点什么！把消息传出去吧！ Roy, why don't you do something! Speak out!
你让我去传？如果我去传了 You want me to speak up? If I speak up,
我会丢了营业执照，要是我丢了营业执照 I lose my business license. If I lose my business license,
我就死了，你想再来一杯吗？ I'm dead. Do you want another shake?
不，我只想让他们别杀怪物 No! I want them not to kill the monster.
我希望我们能做点什么! I want us to do something!
听着，Johnny，你只是个孩子 Listen, Johnny, you're just a kid.
人不能因为自己有理就随心所欲地干自己想干的事 People can't go around doing things just because they're right.
咱们得向市长请愿 We have to leave these decisions up to the mayor
- 还有警察局长 - 就这么办 - and the police chief. - That's right.
但是为什么市长想杀了他， But why would the mayor want to destroy something
他可比整个警队都能干啊？ that does more good than the entire police force?
不是故意的 No offense.
我理解你的感受，Johnny，他也救过我的命 I know how you feel, Johnny, he saved my life too.
但我们这种小人物，没有资格做出这种决定 But us, little guys, are just not qualified to make these decisions.
只有市长才行 That's why he's the mayor.
对吧？ Right?
我们会找到那个混蛋的，加油，加油，姑娘们！ We're gonna find that bastard, now. Come on. Come on, girl!
操，快点 Heel. Come on.
我在警队的第一天工作就是追怪物！ My first day on the force and I'm chasing monsters!
警犬闻到了什么！ The dogs got a scent!
就因为它我看不了球了 I'm missing the ball game for this bullshit!
要是找不着怪物， We ain't going to find no monster out here,
至少我们还能找到一大群咬我屁股的蚊子 all we're going to find is a bunch of mosquitoes biting my fuckin' asshole!
快闭嘴吧！ Shut your fuckin' mouth!
等一下，我觉得我看到了什么东西 Hold on a second, I think I see something.
这儿除了那两个露营的什么也没有 You don't see nothing but a couple
走吧，咱们回家 of campers humping each other. Come on, let's go home!
卧槽！是那个怪物 Holy shit! It's the monster!
操，真是！ Oh, sure!
他还带着只小野猫！ And he's got a bimbo with him!
哦，他带着你妈呢！ Oh, he's got your Mama with him!
穿着比基尼！哇哦！ And she's wearing a bikini! Wow!
让我看看！ Wait, let me see!
哦，爽！哦，爽！ Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
快走，去报告局长！他会给我枚勋章的！ Come on, let's go tell the chief! I'm going to get me a medal for this!
市长！市长！市长！ Mayor! Mayor! Mayor!
在米尔斯农场附近发现了怪物 The monster has been sighted in a field near Miller farm.
太棒了！ That's wonderful!
我会让国民警卫队全力协助我们 I'll have the National Guard meet us out there in full force.
你快去现场！ You leave now!
呀！ Ja!
你好，州长先生，你好吗？ Hello, Mr. Governor, how are you, sir?
行，还行 Fine, just fine.
州长先生，我需要你的帮助 Governor, I need your help, sir.
是关于那个威胁我镇安全的怪物的事 It's about this monster that's been terrorizing my town.
当地警力已经无法应对当前情况了 The local authorities can no longer handle the situation.
所以我需要你的帮助 That's why I need your help.
国民警卫队？ The National Guard?
我就希望你这么说，这样我们就可以杀了他了 I was hoping you'd say that, so we can kill it.
抓他？嗯...我也是这么想的 Capture it? Well, I was thinking the very same thing.
是的，抓他是个好主意，呃好吧，谢谢你，州长 Yes, capture would be fine. Uh-huh. Well, thank you, Governor.
我会尽快向你汇报的，再见，先生 Talk to you soon. Goodbye, sir.
抓你个头！ Capture, my ass!
我不喜欢这样，Sargent I don't like the way this is going, Sargent.
我知道 I know.
这个小家伙以为自己在帮助他的小镇 The little people think he's done a lot for this town.
哦天哪，他们叫来了国民警卫队！ Oh, my God! They're calling in the National Guard!
哦，看看这些人！ Oh, look at all those men!
哦，我希望他们别杀那个怪物 Oh, I hope they don't hurt the monster.
他们应该给他颁发一枚勋章，而不是杀了他 Monster, they aught to give him a medal, not kill him.
他们要拿核弹炸他！他们要用核弹炸我们的怪物！ They're going to nuke him! They're going to nuke the monster!
- 他们找到怪物了 - 他在米尔斯农场！ - They found the monster! - He's at the Miller Farm!
他们要去杀了他！ They're going to kill him!
妈的！我们不能让他死！ Holy cow! We can't let him die!
咱们走！ Let's go!
别挡路！ Out of the way!
靠边站 Stand aside.
他就在空地上的帐篷里，市长 我的人已经把他包围了 Tent's in the clearing, Mayor. My troops have it surrounded.
他应该还在睡觉 We think he's still asleep.
很好，咱们进去，把他杀了 Fine, we'll move in and wipe him out.
你不能这么干，市长， 我向上级确认过了， You can't do that, Mayor. I've rechecked with headquarters
他们要我活捉他，不是杀了他 They want us to take him alive, not kill him.
你来负责，Pete，来吧，下命令！ Your in charge, Pete. Come on, give the orders!
市长先生，求你了，求你了 想想你在干什么好吗！ Mr. mayor, please, please, think of what you are doing!
里面还有个无辜的女孩儿！ There's an innocent girl in there with him!
他不死就是全镇死！ Just one life for the whole town!
但是，市长先生，你不明白！ But, Mr Mayor, you don't understand!
他救了我的命！他不应该死！ He saved my life! He doesn't deserve to die!
闭嘴！ Shut up!
是你不懂现在的情况有多严峻，小子！ Now you don't understand the seriousness of this situation here, boy!
你怎么敢擅自决定我儿子的生死 How dare you discuss my son's life or death like this.
我是Melvin的母亲，他是个好孩子 I'm Melvin's mother. He's a good boy.
他从不伤害任何人！ He's never hurt anybody!
安静！安静！市长已经下令了！ Silence! Silence! The orders have been given!
服从命令是我们的天职！ It is our destiny to follow the orders!
帐篷里的人听着，高举双手走出来！ You in the tent, come out with your hands up!
你们被包围了！ You are surrounded!
他一出来就开枪杀了他 The minute he comes out, kill him.
- 我跟你一起出去 - 不行，你留下 - I'm coming with you. - No, you're not.
你呆在这儿更安全 You've got to stay here.
不，我不会让你这么干的！他是个英雄！ 我不会让你这么干的！我不会让你这么干的！ No, I can't let you do it! He's a hero. I can't let you do it! I can't let you do it!
别开枪！别开枪！ Don't shoot him! Don't shoot!
你想杀我儿子，就得先杀了我！ If you want to shoot my son, you'll have to shoot me first!
好了，伙计们，把这帮人带走！ Okay, lads. Get these kids out of there!
没事的，妈妈，孩子们 It's okay, Mom. Kids.
开枪啊！ Shoot it!
快跑！快跑！ Run! Run!
开火！ Fire!
不，我不会开枪的 No, I won't do it.
孩子们是对的 These kids are right.
上尉，让你的人开火！ Captain, have your men fire!
不，我不会这么干 No, I can't.
开枪啊！你们开枪啊！ Shoot them! You shoot!
开火！ Fire!
Melvin！ Melvin!
算了，我自己来！ Alright, I'll do it myself!
不！ No!
你敢再碰我一下我就杀了你！ You touch me again and I'll kill you!
离我远点！ Get away from me!
不，啊！离我远点！ No! Ah, get away from me!
别靠近我！听着，我可以跟你做个交易！ Leave me alone! Look, I'll make you a deal!
我可以给你10%的分成，你想要的任何东西， 只要放我走！ I'll give you 10%, anything, just leave alone!
别伤害我！我还年轻不能死！ Don't hurt me! I'm too young to die!
求你了别伤害我！ Please don't hurt me!
求你了！ Please!
你这个肥懒蛋，让我们看看你的肠子长什么样！ You fat slob, let's see if you have any guts!
Clancy警官，处理好这堆有毒的废物 Officer O'Clancy, take care of this toxic waste.
Melvin! Melvin!
Sara! Sara!
Melvin! Melvin!
Sara! Sara!
Melvin! 啊呀！ Melvin! Ah!
Sara! Sara!
Melvin! Melvin!
Sara! Sara!
Melvin? Melvin?
Sara! Sara!
于是，Melvin，这个怪物英雄，将 歘尛维尔镇从罪恶中解救了出来 So, Melvin, the monster hero, rid Tromaville of all of it's evils,
善良的市民们可以平静幸福地生活下去了 so the good citizens could live their lives in peace and happiness.
下一次，如果你身处危险之中，或者需要帮助 And the next time you're in danger or in need to help,
那就望向地平线吧，或许... look to the horizon and maybe, just maybe...
毒液复仇者就站在那里 The Toxic Avenger will be there.